Do chic French women embarrassingly fumble over the articulation of “Chubby Stick' the same way us Americans butcher “Touche Éclat'? We'd like to think yes, probably. So while we're hard at work creating the next installment—a video for French ladies on how to say “Great Lash' and “Mane 'N Tail'—enjoy our guide for how to pronounce all the brands and products that our tongues can never quite figure out.