Earlier this week, young Paris Roberts demonstrated several ways to reenter the hair accessory game after years of denying ourselves the pleasure of running a stretch comb through our scalps. Halfway through the shoot a suffocating wave of cuteness filled the Gloffice as she pulled Fabio, an emoji-sized creature from her bag. It was, in a word, adorable.

Though one thing should be noted: dogs are not accessories. And although the thought of a baby pink nubuck leather shoulder bag seems like a huge commitment (dear God, the stain potential), a living being is no small responsibility. But if you're capable of being a good parent and in it for the long haul, and, you know, into things like unconditional love and cuddling, there are plenty of Fabios eagerly awaiting adoption. Or maybe you have one already, in which case you should post a photo below. Tiny chihuahua withdrawals are real.

Paris Roberts (The Society) photographed by Tom Newton.