With love in our hearts and dollar signs in our eyes, may we present to you the future of reality television: B-Girl/Boy Toddlers. Eclipsing Toddlers & Tiaras as the most jaw-dropping thing we’ve ever seen from the under-10 set (the only creepy thing about the B-girls and boys is that they’re already cooler than we’ll ever, ever be), we’ve even found the star for the yet-to-be-develpoed baby breakdancing tv series: B-Girl Terra. Her dancing skills make Patrick Swayze seem like an amateur, and she wants to be a mermaid when she grows up.
In Jungle’s new video for “Platoon” (above), B-Girl Terra dances her way into our hearts, and we’re never letting her go. Look out for the 2:05 mark, when she throws on arm bands and a beanie, and things get real. We’ll be watching it on repeat, then sending ourselves into a kiddie breakdance-video K-hole on YouTube. Feel the beat, B-Girl Terra, we’ll be watching (…in a totally not creepy way, you’re just super cool…be our friend?).
P.S. The song is pretty good, too.