So, we got this statuette of David Beckham yesterday (H&M is promoting the soccer stud's bodywear line), and we've decided he's pretty much the perfect office boyfriend. Think about it: he looks like a Greek god, he won't judge you when you're on your 10th hour stuck staring at your computer screen, and he seems to have a pretty good sense of humor as far as his own press. Strong, silent, supportive. What more could you want? Other than life-size, and maybe, you know, human.