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V magazine for coaxing (not that it looks like she needs any) Celine Dion into doing her first photo shoot in more than six years. The results are, in a word, insane.

Nothing, and we mean nothing, will start your weekend off right quite like a quick view (or two, or three) of this B-roll video from the Sebastian Faena-lensed, Carlyne Cerf de Dudzeele-styled extravaganza, which shows the age-defying songbird posing in various scenarios around her $20-million-dollar Jupiter Island, FL compound. The highlights? The soundtrack, for one, not to mention an 'Air Violin' moment, and a sequence beginning at the 00:50 mark that involves suspenders, a bunny mask, and trousers covered in what appear to be vending-machine stuffed animals—that makes the whole thing worth watching. Oh, Celine. You are so weird, and you so don't care, and we love you for it.