Scoff if you must (Or was that a sneeze? Bless you!), but can we admit that some men actually look really hot with eyeliner? Think about it: was Captain Jack Sparrow's charm and good fortune not a derivative of kohl? Would Brandon Flowers have ever become Brandon Flowers without a waxy black eye pencil (Note that 'Brandon Flowers' is actually his given name). Prince might have never excelled past Dukedom had it not been for some smudging around his lower lash line, you know? These men are a different breed entirely, and if eyeliner is the immediate distinguishing factor between your average red-blooded macho man and those cut from a more sovereign cloth, well thank god for it. Gentlemen, sharpen your pencils.