Aziz Ansari, Comedian

Aziz Ansari

“My routine is boring. I’m a dude! I brush my teeth. Then, I purée pomegranate and do a pomegranate peel and leave that on for, like, two hours. I get up at five in morning to purée the pomegranate. I put that on my face and let it rest for a few hours, and take the pomegranate off. Then, I use some top-secret Kiehl’s stuff—it’s not even on the market, it’s designed just for Indian people, and no one knows about it—I’m not even supposed to talk about it. So, it’s my custom Kiehl’s stuff just for Indian people that’s not on the market yet, and then I do another pomegranate puree, put that on my face for another few hours, then I take that off and kind of let my face sit in the sun for a little while. After that, I do a cantaloupe purée, put that on my face, and sit for another two hours, and then I just use some Lubriderm. I wash my face, and then I do another pomegranate purée. A lot of pomegranate, I know—people don’t know it’s good for your skin! Sometimes, if I’m lazy I just pour Pom Wonderful on my face.”

—as told to ITG

Aziz Ansari photographed by Emily Weiss at the Band of Outsiders men's party in New York on February 7th, 2013.

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  • mickharper

    Great tips! Who makes that bow-tie?

    • ITGNick

      Band of Outsiders!

      • mickharper

        And the drink?

        • Ri

          Probably pomegranate juice

  • Alison

    Hahaha love him

  • Azrakun Blue

    lol hillarious... i am going to youtube him ... you made me laugh this monday morning... thanks!

  • Chantelle

    hahaaaa love it

  • Jessica

    Hahaha!! This is my favoutite The Face ever!! :D

  • Annie

    Yes! He is wonderful. Love love love. More please!

  • Desiree

    Pomegranate, who knew. lol. This is hilarious!

  • CFH

    dig the shawl collar, Aziz

  • Charlotte

    love it!

  • ANON

    would that pomegranate have to be organic?

  • Alexandra

    Haha so unexpected from this website! Love it!

  • Sandra

    Great guy! Love this!

  • Meghan Kaminski

    Nice to see he Treats His Self. Reminds me of a series of posts I saw a while back on Tumblr - he and a makeup artist friend called it "Food & Fashion" and dressed up to fit a series of restaurants they went to. So... not his first foray into fashion!

  • kneelbeforetigers

    Yay, thanks for the laugh ITG! Treat Yo Self!

  • grace

    ha! this is great. the first time i've shared my sacred world of ITG with my boyfriend

  • Chi

    LOL! So funny, esp. the top secret Kiehl's product. He does so much pomegranate I'm starting to doubt if her's serious haha