As for our second installment of the best bad-haircut comments—and the lady winner of our own He Said/She Said (well, 'he picked/she picked' Bumble Gift Sets)—we have JoNoodles, who won us over with her very short, very easy-to-imagine story:
"A few years ago I had a short haircut that was meant to be Lissy Trullie-esque, but turned out very early Bieber.
It’s still on my driver's license."
Says Jo of the photo: "The comment section wouldn't let me upload it. Probably because it should never see the light of day."
There were so many other good (sad?) stories that we just had to share some more. The honorable mentions are very, very honorable, and they're coming soon!