Tom Ford lipsticks, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

1. Your packaging makes me think I’m carrying a piece of Vhernier jewelry in my bag.
   
2. You have the letters ‘TF’ stamped on the tip of the lipstick, which sort of makes me think of making out with Tom Ford as I apply it, which would be pretty awesome (c’mon, it would).
   
3. Your colors are so spot-on cool: True Coral (pictured) seems to look good on every one of my friends who try it on; Smoke Red is, in my opinion, the most beautiful blood red out there; and pale, opaque Pink Dusk, which is a difficult shade to rock, will nonetheless evoke Rosamund Pike in An Education (pictured)/Anne Bancroft in The Graduate.
   
4. You are moisturizing but highly pigmented all at the same time.
   
5. You smell like roses.